Look out dad, you aren't the only one with jokes!

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A top rated moving company providing you with some humor for your moving day.

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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.

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Q: Where do horses go when they're sick?
A: The horsepital.

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Q: How do you make a small fortune on horse racing?
A: Start with a large fortune.

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Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

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Q: What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: "I recognize the pace, but I can't remember the name."

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Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A: A neigh-bor.

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Q: Why do most horses look so fit?
A: Because they're on a stable diet.

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Q: What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late?
A: A night mare.

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Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride?
A: The ground.

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Q: Why do cowboys like to ride horses?
A: Because they're too heavy to carry.

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Q: What moving service will not show up on time, break your stuff, and sit in the truck on the job?
A: Packhorse Moving®

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The last joke is clearly that because...

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When it comes to moving we don't horse around!